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Aug/07
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Security
Hiding Your Valuables – With Your Crown Jewels!
It was only very recently when I was talking about hiding your valuables and then I stumbled on these Security Briefs. They are fitted with an ingenious Velcro pouch so that you can store your cash, jewelery and other valuables. So if you’re staying in a hotel or a youth hostel, you can be certain that your valuables are safe!
If there’s a rather attractive thief trying to steal your valuables, then they’ll have to get past your Crown Jewels* first… and that might not be such a bad thing!
*Crown Jewels = A wonderful British slang term for the male genitals.